Disclaimer: I hereby promise the reader every word of this account is true; it contains no falsehoods or exaggerations. Thank you for your understanding.
It so happened that last spring break, I took a trip to London. And on this trip, being that I was so close, I also happened to stop by Windsor. The castle was beautiful and I had a wonderful time there, even before I found out. What did I find out, you ask? Well, dear reader, it just so happens the queen was visiting the castle at the same time I was. Yes, I mean her royal majesty Queen Elizabeth II was present at Windsor while I was visiting.
Now if this was all that happened, I may have simply snapped a few pictures, marveled at the thought, and moved on with my life without further ado. Maybe even believed it was a coincidence. But that was not all. Oh dear reader, it was not. Because you see, being that I was in London, I went to see Buckingham palace. And who was there upon my arrival? None other than the queen herself, of course.
From this I could only come to one conclusion: her royal majesty was stalking me. Yes dear reader, I know you find it hard to believe. I know you might think the queen of England had better things to do than stalk a tourist. I know you might even think it was a coincidence. Although I know better; things such as these do not simply happen. There are no coincidences.
But how does this count as meeting a famous person, you ask? After all, I didn’t really come into contact with the queen. Well dear reader, although I may never have seen the queen, I am most certain she saw me. And that, I believe, is close enough to count. Don’t you think?